Lila has developed a new mealtime technique, and has been kind enough to teach it to me.  I think you will agree that to keep it to myself would be a disservice to my community. Thus, I have printed it here.

If you are eating something, and you see someone else eating something that looks better, immediately take the following steps:
1) Freeze.
2) Stand up.
3) Point emphatically at the newly desired food.
4) Open your mouth and eject the original food onto the floor.

Because, my friend, it’s later than you think. Why waste precious moments finishing a less-than-magnificent bite when there’s something better out there that you could be enjoying right now?